Announcement: Penny the Ledge Pen

Our esteemed CEO, Renee Fledgeling, has noted the incredible sadness, depression, and occasional suicide in the wake of Karismatiq Omnicorp’s recent loss of Socky the Ledge Sock. She would like to urge everyone not to kill themselves in grief. We are not a Romeo and Juliet theme park, as that project was cancelled in its early phases, largely because the funereal cost projections were completely out … Continue reading Announcement: Penny the Ledge Pen

dirty sock on a window ledge

Socky the Ledge Sock, 2007–2018

Many of you have already heard the very sad news, but we have confirmed it and it is time for an official announcement. Socky, the sock that has rested on the ledge outside the break room for eleven years, lost his battle against gravity, the elements, and starlings last night at approximately 8:17 p.m. We can take comfort in the fact that he passed peacefully, … Continue reading Socky the Ledge Sock, 2007–2018