Box of Cherry Cordials

Free in the Break Room: Cherry Cordials

Hi everyone! Up in the Prerecorded Inflight Announcements Department, we were doing our part to keep people flying on Georgian Airways’ fleet of Embraer E190s safe by pointing out the overwing exits and describing the unique features of the plane’s overhead oxygen masks, when we came to a shocking realization. It’s pumpkin spice season, but—and we don’t want to yuck anyone’s yum here—we have to … Continue reading Free in the Break Room: Cherry Cordials

box of mini candy canes

Free in the Break Room: Mini Candy Canes

Ho, Ho, Ho! Merry… August! Y’know, peppermint is a stupid Christmas flavor. It’s cooling, so we don’t need it in the middle of freakin’ winter. That’s why I decided to bring in a whole box of candy canes into work now. It’s August and it’s 92 degrees on a good day with 500 percent humidity and they try not to run the air conditioning here … Continue reading Free in the Break Room: Mini Candy Canes