Package of a variety of nuts

Free in the Break Room: Salty Mixed Nuts

From: Betty from HR, Head of Human Resources Hi everyone! Betty from HR here, and I’ve got an important note for everyone here. There are a few salty mixed nuts in the break room that we’d like to offer everyone—especially our hard-working friends in the Theatrical Productions department. I’m not sure exactly who brought the nuts in. Sam assures me the Mind-Control department isn’t even … Continue reading Free in the Break Room: Salty Mixed Nuts

Italian Four Cheese shells and cheese

Free in the Break Room: Italian Four-Cheese Shells and Cheese

Uh-oh. This is 3M’s special mind-control paper—the stuff they stole from Doctor Who. And I’m super-susceptible to mind-control. I mean, I was already booking a trip to Italy to purchase four cheeses the way Sam told me to, and the packaging isn’t even mind-control—it’s only suggestive. And then I stuck a feather in my cap before I gave all of my money away to a … Continue reading Free in the Break Room: Italian Four-Cheese Shells and Cheese