Dryer sheets

Free in the Break Room: Dryer Sheets

  Nothing says love like dryer sheets from Natalie. I’ve known many Natalies in my life—my mother, my father, every teacher and fiancée and bartender and artisanal garlic supplier I’ve ever had. Not one has ever given me dryer sheets—not even when I was inhaling marijuana the way a swimmer inhales massive gulpfuls of chlorinated water while he’s first learning the butterfly, and then again … Continue reading Free in the Break Room: Dryer Sheets