Pre-halved cookies

Free in the Break Room: Half Cookies

From: Ishari Melbon, Nanotechnology Point Person You know how sometimes when people are thinking about getting dessert, and you can tell the really want it, but they say, “you know, I’m not super-hungry, do you want to split it?” and then you have to either agree and only get half the dessert you want or disagree and look like a fat, greedy turd? Well, the … Continue reading Free in the Break Room: Half Cookies

Plate of cookies, some with red and blue candies and others peanut butter.

Free in the Break Room: Cookies

Hi everyone! We’ve brought in a plate of cookies today, first-come, first served! There are two types of cookies. We’ve got some absolutely magnificent cookies with candy-coated chocolates in patriotic colors. You can see, feel, taste, hear, smell, equilibrocept, thermocept, propriocept, nocicept, and chronocept the freedom in every bite! There’s also peanut butter. Don’t worry, this isn’t a loyalty test. It’s just some cookies. Continue reading Free in the Break Room: Cookies