Applesauce, walnut, and raisin cake

Free in the Break Room: Applesauce/Walnut/Raisin Cake

The Branding and Font Division would like to remind all employees that interpersonal notes must be written in either Franklin Gothic or Perpetua fonts. We recently discovered this cake in a container labeled with a note in Broadway Roman. The cake, while delicious, has been destroyed, as has the container and all apples, walnuts, raisins, and sauce in the general vicinity. Please do not test … Continue reading Free in the Break Room: Applesauce/Walnut/Raisin Cake

Partially eaten cake; the only lettering left is "Ha" and "A"

Free in the Break Room: Ha A Cake

At one point, this cake expressed happiness. We can be fairly certain that the Ha in the top quadrant once continued to spell out “Happy.” What happiness it expressed, we’re not sure. An anniversary? An alimony payment? A discovery of actinium? We’ll never know, because even though only a bit more than half the cake was eaten, that half nearly devoured whatever accomplishment (maybe “accomplishment?”) … Continue reading Free in the Break Room: Ha A Cake