Open bag of skittles, with no visible green ones.

Free in the Break Room: Skittles

From: Stefan Corrivailles, Operations Chief We’ve brought in a bag of Skittles for everyone to enjoy. But we’d like to ask everyone to be very careful. You’ve probably noticed that we’ve painstakingly removed all of the green Skittles from the bag. This was something extremely important to our Sales Department. As I’m sure you all know, the Sales Department has extraordinarily detailed requirements in order … Continue reading Free in the Break Room: Skittles

Bottle of shampoo

Free in the Break Room: Silkience Salon Series Advanced Pro Formula Hydrating Shampoo

From: Deb Mantisse, Sales Manager I’ve got some great news for all of you. There is a bottle of Silkience Salon Series New Advanced Pro Formula Hydrating Shampoo with Provitamin B5 and Avocado Oil in the break room. Now, that is the good stuff. You know because it’s got a lot of words and it comes in a 32-ounce bottle. Because someone, Carmen, has a hairdo … Continue reading Free in the Break Room: Silkience Salon Series Advanced Pro Formula Hydrating Shampoo

Box of waffle bowls

Free in the Break Room: Waffle Bowls

From: Deb Mantisse, Sales Manager. Hi everyone. Deb Mantisse here, your friendly neighborhood sales manager. Precisely three months ago, I threw down the gauntlet: I promised a big ice cream party for the whole Karismatiq Omnicorp family if we all buckled down and made our quarterly sales goals. Well, I’m happy to report that we came close. We increased sales by 2.2% quarter over quarter, … Continue reading Free in the Break Room: Waffle Bowls