Announcement: Penny the Ledge Pen

Our esteemed CEO, Renee Fledgeling, has noted the incredible sadness, depression, and occasional suicide in the wake of Karismatiq Omnicorp’s recent loss of Socky the Ledge Sock. She would like to urge everyone not to kill themselves in grief. We are not a Romeo and Juliet theme park, as that project was cancelled in its early phases, largely because the funereal cost projections were completely out … Continue reading Announcement: Penny the Ledge Pen