Bag of chocolate caramel popcorn

Free in the Break Room: Chocolate Caramel Popcorn

From: Ross Valentine, Head of Cross-Promotions and Pastries Yo, yo, yo, whuddup? I gotz some strange for allz youz up in da hizzouse! What if you gotz some popcorn and you make it go pop pop pop like you’re its pimp and its john tried to “negotiate” for some butt action after you already gived him a deal becuz you was filmin’ it for youz … Continue reading Free in the Break Room: Chocolate Caramel Popcorn

Two cans of Jurassic World-themed shaving cream

Free in the Break Room: Two Cans of Shaving Cream

From: Ross Valentine, Head of Cross-Promotions and Pastries Yo, yo, yo, whuddup? I gots some sweet cream for youz to squirt all over yo face, yo! We wuz making a special pastry that was all full up with some apple in like a Danish form for this chick who’s the niece of the sister of the best friend of the brother of Chris Pratt’s assistant’s … Continue reading Free in the Break Room: Two Cans of Shaving Cream