Two Big Texas Cinnamon Rolls

Free in the Break Room: Two Big Texas Cinnamon Rolls

From: Kelly Terwilliger, Special Assistant To and On Behalf of CEO Renee Fledgeling Attention, everyone, Our esteemed CEO, Renee Fledgeling, has given me standing instructions to keep the break room tidy. I’m sure you’ve noticed this in the way that I send weekly emails reminding everyone that all food left in the fridge on Fridays will be thrown out to keep mold growth to an … Continue reading Free in the Break Room: Two Big Texas Cinnamon Rolls

Three pumpkins

Free in the Break Room: Three Pumpkins

From: Tamsin Bituminock, Head of Facilities Maintenance Hi folks! We heard a rumor that the grandpappy clock in Ms. Fledgeling’s office was more cuckoo than a Cocoa Puff made out of strawberries. I sent Turlick up turlick at it (see what I did there? Guffaw!) and he said the doohickeys hanging down next to the doohickey that runs back and forth inside the doohickey that … Continue reading Free in the Break Room: Three Pumpkins

Announcement: Penny the Ledge Pen

Our esteemed CEO, Renee Fledgeling, has noted the incredible sadness, depression, and occasional suicide in the wake of Karismatiq Omnicorp’s recent loss of Socky the Ledge Sock. She would like to urge everyone not to kill themselves in grief. We are not a Romeo and Juliet theme park, as that project was cancelled in its early phases, largely because the funereal cost projections were completely out … Continue reading Announcement: Penny the Ledge Pen