Bathroom scale in an office.

New in the Break Room: Bathroom Scale

From: Cameron Navi, Karismatiq Omnicorp Branding and Font Guru Let’s get real, folks. We all know that the PC Police will come after us if we dare to make any kind of comments about people’s weight, and I’m frankly worried about getting thrown into a Peruvian prison where they shove rutabagas up your backside if you dare to wash your hands after you clean up … Continue reading New in the Break Room: Bathroom Scale

Applesauce, walnut, and raisin cake

Free in the Break Room: Applesauce/Walnut/Raisin Cake

The Branding and Font Division would like to remind all employees that interpersonal notes must be written in either Franklin Gothic or Perpetua fonts. We recently discovered this cake in a container labeled with a note in Broadway Roman. The cake, while delicious, has been destroyed, as has the container and all apples, walnuts, raisins, and sauce in the general vicinity. Please do not test … Continue reading Free in the Break Room: Applesauce/Walnut/Raisin Cake