Box of microwave kettle corn with a Cub Scout on the front.

Free in the Break Room: Microwave Kettle Corn

From: Dick Thomas, Chief Farmer, Agricultural Products Department. A great big how-do-you-do from the Karismatiq Omnicorp’s FEELDs (Fertility Emulating Ersatz Lunchmaking Dungeons), where the weather is always sunny, the rains are always gentle, and the people are always, always, always polite and generous. We’ve been hard at work on a brand-new product that we think is going to delight and amaze you all. What’s your … Continue reading Free in the Break Room: Microwave Kettle Corn