Grape tomatoes

Free in the Break Room: Grape Tomatoes

From: Lester Scantion, head of Frugitible Hybridization and Monstrosity Development Hi everyone, just wanted to let you know that down in the Frugitible Hybridization and Monstrosity Development Division (You can call us Lipman Family Farms, because we really are a family, and we all have lips, and we only hire men) we’ve developed a brand new experiment concoction delight to share with you. We call … Continue reading Free in the Break Room: Grape Tomatoes

Package of a variety of nuts

Free in the Break Room: Salty Mixed Nuts

From: Betty from HR, Head of Human Resources Hi everyone! Betty from HR here, and I’ve got an important note for everyone here. There are a few salty mixed nuts in the break room that we’d like to offer everyone—especially our hard-working friends in the Theatrical Productions department. I’m not sure exactly who brought the nuts in. Sam assures me the Mind-Control department isn’t even … Continue reading Free in the Break Room: Salty Mixed Nuts

Cubes of bread

Free in the Break Room: Mini Bread

From: Ishari Melbon, Nanotechnology Point Person The Karismatiq Omnicorp Nanotechnology Department is proud to report another step forward in unlocking the secrets of the microscopic universe. Bread has always been an extraordinary challenge for any miniaturization professional. The yeast-based leavening that gives bread such a delightful texture and kick also causes increases in size that have always challenged the core competencies of the cute-ification industry. … Continue reading Free in the Break Room: Mini Bread

One tube of Gourmet Frightfetti Popcorn

Free in the Break Room: Gourmet Frightfetti Popcorn

From: Vern Motif, Head of Seasonal Supplies. I’m sure many of you have heard some rumors about the Seasonal Supplies Unit that I was recently transferred to, so in the interest of full disclosure I’d like to explain precisely what is happening. Up until three weeks ago, we had a doubleplussecret handshake agreement contract with the United States Department of Shadow Agriculture to provide special … Continue reading Free in the Break Room: Gourmet Frightfetti Popcorn

Open bag of skittles, with no visible green ones.

Free in the Break Room: Skittles

From: Stefan Corrivailles, Operations Chief We’ve brought in a bag of Skittles for everyone to enjoy. But we’d like to ask everyone to be very careful. You’ve probably noticed that we’ve painstakingly removed all of the green Skittles from the bag. This was something extremely important to our Sales Department. As I’m sure you all know, the Sales Department has extraordinarily detailed requirements in order … Continue reading Free in the Break Room: Skittles

Half of a pie

Free in the Break Room: Pie

From: Benedict Oswald Stamperflash, Head of Biohacking The Biohacking unit has been working hard to find creative ways to enhance Karismatiq Omnicorp’s profits and status, and we’ve got an exciting new plan. Karismatiq Omnicorp has biohacked mathematics into something exciting and new—biohackematics! Market research tells us that, while pi may have met the needs of a 20th-century population, modern audiences are thirsty for something quicker … Continue reading Free in the Break Room: Pie

Tomatoes in a paper bag

Free in the Break Room: Dime Bag of Tomatoes

From: Betty from HR I’d like to make  another kind reminder that we at Karismatiq Omnicorp have a zero-tolerance policy toward usage of addictive drugs other than those that we produce. We have discovered a literal dime bag in the break room. While Karismatiq Omnicorp fully supports the use of the break room to share food, clothing, furnishings, hardware, and other necessities with co-workers as … Continue reading Free in the Break Room: Dime Bag of Tomatoes