It’s Doug, from Marketing, and I’d like to announce an exciting new contest just for the Karismatiq Omnicorp family.
We’re looking for a new mascot, ever since Twitter observed how the eyebrows of our current mascot Karrie the Karamel Karibou can be perceived as offensive in so many cultures. So we’re hoping to inspire you by demonstrating the power of a mascot. I brought in two cucumbers, and you instantly thought of the Jolly Green Giant and his famously oblong testicles.
We’re looking for something that’s equally as iconic and enduring, something that will scream Karismatiq Omnicorp whenever somebody sees it or even sees something sort of similar to it.
To the person who suggests the best mascot, we’re offering a $25 donation in your name to the Karismatiq Omnicorp Foundation, which is working to bring healing to war-torn African nations through the power of golf.
Best of luck!