The Branding and Font Division would like to remind all employees that interpersonal notes must be written in either Franklin Gothic or Perpetua fonts.
We recently discovered this cake in a container labeled with a note in Broadway Roman. The cake, while delicious, has been destroyed, as has the container and all apples, walnuts, raisins, and sauce in the general vicinity.
Please do not test us on this one. We will break you.
Have a nice day!