Hi everyone! We’ve brought in a plate of cookies today, first-come, first served!
There are two types of cookies. We’ve got some absolutely magnificent cookies with candy-coated chocolates in patriotic colors. You can see, feel, taste, hear, smell, equilibrocept, thermocept, propriocept, nocicept, and chronocept the freedom in every bite!
There’s also peanut butter.
Don’t worry, this isn’t a loyalty test. It’s just some cookies.