Free in the Break Room: Cupcakes and Muffins

Large cupcakes and tiny muffinsWe have some delicious cupcakes in the break room! Sweet, cute, nicely frosted, loaded with sugar but not so big that you feel like you’ve got a brick in your colon for the rest of the month.

Or, for those of you who are trying to eat a bit healthier, we have muffins. They’re also delicious, but they’re also really small. You could call them Fun Size, but only if you trick-or-treat in a Flea Circus. People who eat cupcakes have coughed up bigger things when they thought they only had to fart.

People who are trying to eat healthier, yes, we are mocking you.

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